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Top 5 Answers – Questions Middle School Girls Ask Their Dads

Hey dads out there. Don’t worry about questions your 12-14 year old girls ask you. There are FIVE basic answers that should cover everything. It works for my husband! Top 5 Answers To Questions Middle...

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Uncle Val’s Advice on Women (for Vampires and everyone else)

Uncle Val’s Advice on Women (for Vampires but it works for everyone) My brother Val is visiting for the weekend. My kids Garrett (age 16) and Clara (age 13) adore him. That said, he decided Garrett...

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A new meaning for “Junk” mail …or… OMG is that what I think it is?

____________________________ My daughter (age 14) informed me that at least 600 of the 1,000 boys at her school have sent photos of their, um, “junk” to girls. This is unsolicited junk. I suppose that...

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When they know you’re a Vampire…

Vlad to see you. That joke stopped being funny a long time ago. Last summer I have every intention of having the most awesome year about blogging about high school. It would be year of tales of the...

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Guys are stupid

Clara (15): If a guy hangs out with girls other guys call him a fag. If a guy never hangs out with girls other guys call him a fag. If a guy is gay everyone says “that’s cool”  and they call him a fag...

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Philosophers v.s. Teenage Boys and Other Musings on High School

High School is better this year – in 10th grade. My 15 year old is still complaining about bad behavior and stupid classmates but not quite as much as last year. She also continues woefully about being...

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Just talking about teens (Boys are Stupid: Part 28)

Girl Child (age 16): I’d hate myself if I was a teenage boy. I am so glad I’m a girl. If you’re a boy you’re expected to act cool, drop F bombs a hundred times a day, say the N word a hundred times a...

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Just talking about teens (Boys are Stupid: Part 28)

(Reposted from July 2015. The kids are all grown up now but this is still funny…at least to me)   Girl Child (age 16): I’d hate myself if I was a teenage boy. I am so glad I’m a girl. If you’re a boy...

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